Roughrider offensive lineman Mike Abou-Mechrek is a funny dude, no two ways about it. Maybe someday I'll get a chance to interview him on my show - I think we'd have a bit of fun. He's always good for at least one outrageous quote per interview. As proof, here's the final question from an interview MAM did with Corey Wolfe of the Saskatoon StarPhoenix:
Wolfe: OK, complete this statement. "If I could occupy the body of a teammate for one game, I would choose --------------."
Abou-Mechrek: (Riders defensive lineman) Scott Schultz, so that I could play with my boobs.